Kymaro: I’m In The Wrong Business.
Every year new “weight loss” products hit the market place. Ever stop to to really read and listen to the ads? Every word is carefully placed and crafted to appeal to the target market to buy. It’s pretty damn hilarious. I caught an infomercial the other day for one of them. The Kymaro. Apparently it’s a sort of girdle that women wear to appear thinner. You can see one of the commercials here.
Here is the basic premise.
“The Kymaro™ New Body Shaper and Bottom Shaper are the fastest and safest way to take off inches in all the important places where we can’t seem to lose the weight. Plus, these two amazing undergarments smooth out the rolls and bulges, giving the simple look of a sleek and slender body. Everyone will be asking you how you lost the weight! No other shaper out there compares to this! Don’t forget we have a 30 day money back guarantee!”
I wish I had thought of this! Think of all the different ways to sell a bunch of them.
You could wear a different color each day of the week!
You could wear a flesh colored version to the beach!
As you get fatter and fatter you keep buying bigger sizes!
You could even have the mortician stuff you in the special look good in your coffin version!
Best of all no tiring exercise. In fact……….. no effort at all!
Why stop there? Why not a whole body suit? If you don’t like your face you could even wear the “individualized” Kymaro look beautiful mask. The possibilities are endless.
AND some women buy into this crap. As if tis thing is something worthy of “consumer comments.” Look at these comments I found:
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HAPPY WITH THE JEANS!!! I AGREE WITH THE OTHERS ABOUT THE BOTTOM BODY SHAPER, IT IS NOT WORTH IT!!! 
| 2. Written by Taylorimage, on 24-11-2009 16:44
We all need alittle something…I know I do.
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| 3. Written by Joann Riddick, on 19-11-2009 10:08
The Kymaro body shaper is a POS (piece of ***). It does not give any kind of support to that part of your stomach right under your breast. The area where you need it most especially when you are wearing pants. Please people, keep your money.
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| 4. Written by Deana, on 19-11-2009 09:20
Ladies, really now. You can’t fit 25 lbs. of flour in a 10 lb. sack. Either get a bigger sack or start pushing away from the table.
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| 5. Written by Kristy, on 17-11-2009 18:53
Bed Bath&Beyond has the Kymaro body shaper for $29.99 So i’m going to purchase it and see how it fit and look for my self. If it’s anything as you guys say.. It will be returned.. Wish me luck
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| 6. Written by Kristy, on 17-11-2009 18:51
Bed Bath and beyond has the Kymaro body shaper for $29.99 So i’m going to purchase it and see how it fits and look for my self. If it’s anything as you guys say it will be returned.. Wish me luck
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| 7. Written by Mrs. Illinois, on 15-11-2009 04:31
I would really like to buy this but now I am scared cause everyone says it oes not work. Does anyone have any of the pants how are they?
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| 8. Written by Patty, on 10-11-2009 11:29
I just purchased Kamaro when I try it on it was to big I told the lady my weight and how tall I am and se told me I need a medium size the top was hard to put on because of my tight, the material is stiff but on my tummy it was to big I will call the for a replaicement
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| 9. Written by Tricia, on 05-11-2009 15:57
For the lady who has a larger waist, go to the website www.dropupto3sizesin10mins.com. They have some good pictures of people who trimmed down their middle section. I don’t know anything about the product personally so I couldn’t give my personal opinion. The pictures look good to me though.
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10. Written by NY, on 03-11-2009 22:34
THE SIZE IS NOT WHAT IT SAID..IF YOUR A BIGGER BODY TYPE PLEASE RECOSIDER TH ESIZE..MAYBE YOU GOING TO HAVE TO RETURN IT BECAUSE THERES NO WAY GET IT ON..>>>>>
Taking a look at what is around us is a reflection of what we think about ourselves. What does this say? It says that if you want to be buff, fit and healthy you are NOT the norm. You are the unusual one. Keep that in mind as you exercise. In today’s society you are the exception, and not the rule. That means it takes work. Some planning and thinking, and yes, HARD WORK. Thta’s ok though. You and I wouldn’t have it any other way right?
Best,
Robert
May 25th, 2010 at 4:23 pm
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May 19th, 2010 at 10:18 am
Good advice, but which doctors out there really know the in’s and out’s of this area? They may end up prescribing something that is not much better in the long run. Anyone have experience with this?
Best,
Robert
May 17th, 2010 at 8:58 am
Speak to a Doctor!!!!!! They are actually, doing commercials about if you have suffered organ damage from one of those colon cleansing products!!!!!!! That stuff would be like Drano to your system. Except everything else along the way, it would destroy everything it comes in contact with..like frigion acid. Get some advice from your Dr. High Fiber foods and high fiber stuff is sold as well. NEVER jump on the bandwagon on these miracle medicines and cures when they come out-less than a year later, You could end up being one of the people calling an attorney!!!!!!!
March 17th, 2010 at 7:00 am
Hey thanks for stopping to check it out. Hope to see you back.
Best,
Robert
March 17th, 2010 at 6:17 am
Hi, just came here when i did an fast yahoo search. Neat blog you got here! Keep it up!
December 24th, 2009 at 9:15 am
Expert? Guess it depends on your point of view. I DO know that this kind of thing has been around forever under one guise or another. Thanks for stopping by.
Best,
Robert
December 24th, 2009 at 9:11 am
Just trying to do my part.
Best,
Robert
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December 18th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
Thanks for bringing that to the light -Amy <3
December 15th, 2009 at 8:51 am
Hmmm. Great minds think alike? Seriously…thanks for stopping by.
Best,
Robert
December 15th, 2009 at 8:40 am
Funny, i was just thinking about this